Ninety nine percent of success at work involves pretending to care, to understand, pretending you are almost finished with that thing you have not even started.

For women, it involves pretending not to know how to do things you can do. Here are six things you should pretend you do not know how to do- unless you want to be doing them (instead of you real job) for the rest of you life.

1. Take notes

2. Party planning

3. Interior decoration, fashion design

4. Make coffee, take lunch orders, clean the fridge

5. Social media

6. Answer the phone; use the copier or video conference software; order printer paper, toilet paper or towels; make sure everyone fills out paperwork; solve personal problems